I'm not usually one to make a request like this, but I'll do it without getting too specific.
Alyssa really needs some happy thoughts sent her way. She's going through a rough patch right now and really needs them.
Thanks,
Jon
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That's terrible! Let's see Happy Thoughts...happy thoughts....schmappy foughts...phrwooberg mops...
Wouldn't you be the best fighter in the world if ever you punched some one, they crapped their pants!? I think so. The person would definitely have to have a handle-bar mustache, or one that curly-cued upwards like an upside-down letter M on his face, which if you delve in to the art of ridiculous facial hair, the ultimate mustache would sprout from your nostrils up to your side-burns, and then down your face, which again, resembles the letter M, or an upside-down W. What if someone's back-hair made a sweater-like apparatus to the person's chest!? That would be weird. That person would never have to wear a shirt - people would just come up to him and say, "Nice sweater, gov'na! May I inquire where you purchased it!?" And in response, that person could punch them in the nipple, and they'd crap themselves. And that's how Hercules defeated The Mechanical-Man, but instead of diarrhea, The Mechanical-Man crapped milk, which is a natural bodily function for robots. TTHHHEEE EEENNNDDD!
How's that for happy thoughts!? A+
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